i'm hungry. :(

i'm so hungry. :( :(

i'm so very hungryyyy!!!!!!!!

it's so unfair.

well, actually it's not. i'm the one who decided to go on that bloody stupid detox diet. i'm trying to keep to a nice, healthy diet of fruit for breakfast, salad for lunch and (thank elbereth!) real solid food for dinner.

dont get me wrong. i certainly am NOT fat. nope, nuhuh, no way. (adopts chin-up, pissy, arrogant, self-satisfied smirk) I am the pinnacle of physical perfection. i do not *need* to diet to loose weight. i like my weight as it is, thankyouverymuch.

even if He Who Hates Me (aka my ex) does seem to think i am slightly on the plump side. like, excuse me, there is no such thing as a plump elf!

it's just a good thing to do. you know... rather than stuffing my face with all that sugar and oils and fats and toxins and poisons... even if they *are* tasty, they cant possibly be good for me. i mean, if i am going to be spending the rest of eternity in this body, i might as well start taking care of it. (i heard Radagast wore out his knee cartilage and is now taking USANA health supplements to regrow them. And yeah, well, he's not an elf, but it never hurts to play safe.)

result of which: I AM HUNGRY!!!!!

it's eleven in the morning and i have had NOTHING to eat but a few sticks of carrots, a pear and a friggin slice of honeydew!!! i want my cakes!! i want my potato chips!! I WANT MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!!!!!

*whine, whine, pouty sulk*

of course, Elrond's not affected at all. he *always* eats healthy. well, healthyish anyway. i think it's part of his Mortal Complex. or Human Complex, whatever you wanna call it. the fella's so insecure about being a peredhil he gets paranoid sometimes. i'll betcha a million (from his account, i dont have my own. c",) that he's so erm... careful with his food cos he's afraid that if he binges he'll stop looking elfy.

am hungryyyyyyyy.... :( :( :(